Great fun to see these things everyone has made for themselves. Thanks for posting them.
My issue would be my wife trusting me using something I'd made.
She and I were voice performance majors in college, and part of the way we paid for school was working as set carpenters for the Opera Department's productions. There were three of us in the shop, and whenever someone was in one of the productions, the others did the necessary woodworking.
One time, my wife and the third person, who was a master carpenter, were both in a production and I wasn't. They figured since I'd been at it for a while, they could ask me to make chairs without giving me further directions than "make chairs." After they saw the results, not only were they unable to use the chairs I'd made, they didn't even leave me in the shop by myself ever again.
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