watchnerd
Level 8 Valued Member
No pain no gain broh!
only hauling!? add some chopping to reach Zone 2! otherwise you are for sure just resting on Zone 1!!
Chainsawing into rounds and splitting them is on Wed and Sat.
No pain no gain broh!
only hauling!? add some chopping to reach Zone 2! otherwise you are for sure just resting on Zone 1!!
Yeah, we’re desperate and willing to try anything for a hint of vitality.Eh, I dunno if young people are looking to get into eating raw liver and testicles.
That seems like something middle aged dudes would do.
Yeah, we’re desperate and willing to try anything for a hint of vitality.
Convincing the kids? Hire 20 ppl aged 20-25 with septum piercings, tats, and blue hair to make some TikToks about how awesome it is and BOOM goes the dynamite, boomer…
Red pill the squirrels? Like just play them Ayn Rand audiobooks on a loop 24/7?Set that up on the roof, red pill the squirrels, wait a few months, and when ready harvest and make them into a nice caprese salad. Voila, free range local grown organic non gmo double-your-test-levels-or-your-squirrels-back miracle cure!
Red pill the squirrels? Like just play them Ayn Rand audiobooks on a loop 24/7?
You gotta be careful with that. Too much and they will be driving little squirrel sized tacomas with roof racks and lift kits, shaving their heads, growing little squirrel beards, while wearing squirrel sized wiley sunglasses.
That could damage the roof if they upgrade to locking rear diffs.
Not at all lolSo you're saying I should stop hauling logs on Sundays?
Awww, man.
eh, shows how I'm a boomer. I felt it necessary to make mention of both.Now that I think about it:
I've never seen someone with a septum piercing who didn't have tats.
And this is why I shouldn't get on the forum via phone... although I kinda like this idea of red pilling them! Red pill, red light ... kinda the same thing right? I wonder if those squirrels would start talking about bear arms (they have grizzlies up there? No small arms up there!), forming little squirrel village co-ops and neighborhood watches ... hope no one tries to slingshot them!Red pill the squirrels? Like just play them Ayn Rand audiobooks on a loop 24/7?
You gotta be careful with that. Too much and they will be driving little squirrel sized tacomas with roof racks and lift kits, shaving their heads, growing little squirrel beards, while wearing squirrel sized wiley sunglasses.
That could damage the roof if they upgrade to locking rear diffs.
And this is why I shouldn't get on the forum via phone... although I kinda like this idea of red pilling them! Red pill, red light ... kinda the same thing right? I wonder if those squirrels would start talking about bear arms (they have grizzlies up there? No small arms up there!), forming little squirrel village co-ops and neighborhood watches ... hope no one tries to slingshot them!
100 bucks on the fat one.I live out yonder.
I have enough squirrels that they fight on my roof.
100 bucks on the fat one.
Could be a female owl...Chonky squirrel gets all the girls.
Until the owls come.
Put some feed out laced with fadogia agrestis. In no time they'll have big bulldog balls, dragging on the ground, which will slow them down, easier to hit, better for your freezer. You're welcome.I could, but their testicles are so small.
A Great horned owl, a chunky butt in each talon, no prob.Chonky squirrel gets all the girls.
Until the owls come.
Could be a female owl...
Glad I'm not categorized into that twenty something demographic. No blue hair either. But leave us tatted and pierced people alone. Never judge a book by its coverYeah, we’re desperate and willing to try anything for a hint of vitality.
Convincing the kids? Hire 20 ppl aged 20-25 with septum piercings, tats, and blue hair to make some TikToks about how awesome it is and BOOM goes the dynamite, boomer…
And it does appear very odd that he became the talk, the news broke, and he apologized so fast.