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Off-Topic Video: Functional Fitness (satire)

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"I use functional training in order to help me better live my non-functional lifestyle." Hahaha.... I wish this weren't true, but it is! I have to stop and have a little moment of celebration the few times a month where I get to spontaneously use the strength and function that I've built. The world that I live in caters to non-function to the point where function and strength is almost irrelevant.

However, feeling good and being pain-free will always be relevant, and no one can provide for that externally!
 
"I'm all about whey protein and at least two other powders; I don't even care what they are because I don't know that it matters. I also supplement my powder supplements with capsule-based supplements. I've also cut food out of my life so I can stay more devoted to my supplement regimen,".
I feel like there's almost too much truth in that for it to be funny but I had to laugh anyway.
 
All of JP Sears Ultra Spiritual Lifestyle videos are fantastic. #AwakenWithJP

 
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