Understood, and I'm guessing they're top shelf and excellent, but pop and ciggs. damn, another level.
Genever Wet Martini
3 oz of Bols Dutch Genever gin, taken from the freezer
Bols Genever Original is the great pride of Lucas Bols. This original genever is based on the 1820 recipe perfect for mixing cocktails.
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1 oz of Dolin Dry Vermouth de Chamberry, taken the refrigerator
Chambéry vermouth is known by bartenders and mixologists from around the world. Dry Vermouth is unsweetened with a slight golden hue.
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1 pre-chilled rocks class
1 extra large ice cube (spherical better, but cube will work)
1 lemon twist
Prepare the glass by expressing the lemon wedge oil into the rocks glass and wipe along the edge, then put in the giant ice cube and rattle around a little to mix things up. Save the twist.
Put all the booze into a mixing glass (shaker, mixing glass, pint glass), get something thin to mix it with (back of bar spoon, I use a steel chopstick), fill with ice, stir for about 20 seconds, just to combine the ingredients. We don't need to chill things much as the gin was frozen and the vermouth was refrigerated. And we don't want to dilute the genever.
Put on strainer, pour into rocks glass with giant ice cube. Garnish with lemon twist.
It's a super boozy sipping drink, so you need the ice cube to keep it chill while you take your time.
2 of these in an hour and you'd be quite situated for not doing much.