Off-Topic Wellness.....too far?

[kiwipete]

From hyperbaric oxygen chambers to HumanChargers: welcome to the wellness revolution

I honestly don't know whether to laugh or cry or feel inadequate or what anymore.
People actually live like this? Or is it embellished a little?

"Welcome to the wellness revolution"....more like, "Welcome to HELL"

I thought I was neurotic....

Has anyone told them that the stress of living a perfect life, "As studies have shown" negate all the positive benefits of bullsh%t that they have to swallow each day?

 

[Bret S.]

"Welcome to the wellness revolution"....more like, "Welcome to HELL"

I thought I was neurotic....

Has anyone told them that the stress of living a perfect life, "As studies have shown" negate all the positive benefits of bullsh%t that they have to swallow each day?

They're too precious to be bothered with that

 

[kiwipete]

Have to say the best bit of the article is the comment section, I laughed long and loud ...well worth a read!

 

[North Coast Miller]

The peer reviewed research on the Humancharger is pretty compelling....

 

[Shahaf Levin]

The peer reviewed research on the Humancharger is pretty compelling....

 

[ClaudeR]

"buy the pinkish coconut stuff as it is more concentrated" then he goes and dilutes it with water
The whole thing must be a parody (and a really good one at that)